Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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