You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
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