i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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