Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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