I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Randomize
