i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
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