I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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