She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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