you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
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