SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
