Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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