he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I can't turn off my feet"
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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