I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
