Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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