is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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