her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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