Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
