why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
be right there i have to get my cape
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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