moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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