If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
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