Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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