Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Panties = found
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
