I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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