Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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