I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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