that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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