How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
50% drunk capacity currently
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
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