The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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