I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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