is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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