So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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