I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I wish you could order shots online.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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