Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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