He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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