ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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