Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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