sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
Randomize
