Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Randomize
