Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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