doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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