Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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