I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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