I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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