i permit you to call me
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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