Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
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