We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
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