Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
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