i just had sex bonerless
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
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