i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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