She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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